So, Atlanta, what is your major malfunction? When it rains, or it is Monday, do all of you idiots completely forget everything you have learned in your driving history? It is so simple, but it makes me want to drag a few of you out of the car and bitch slap you so hard. I mean really.

Some simple (so simple even you idiots can get it) rules:

Slow the hell down! Work starts the same time every day. Leave earlier.

Turn on your lights (Georgia Law) Yes, I know you can see fine. I can’t see you, fool.

Put down the freaking cell phone and pay attention.

Don’t tailgate (does this need explanation?)

Don’t tailgate (worth saying twice, in case you are as stupid as I suspect.)

Use your damn turn signal. It’s that little lever on the left hand side of your steering wheel.

Don’t exceed the average speed of traffic by 20 - 30 MPH. It isn’t a damn race.

Don’t jump lane to lane so you can exceed the speed limit by 20 – 30 MPH. If you do, you are a moron.

If you insist that this is the way you have to drive, then I hope when I see the pile of mangled steel along the roadside, it is your lame ass on the bottom, bleeding to death, not the innocent person you slammed into.

There, now is that so hard?